UP THE DUFF Week 30: Teaspoon toilet stops.

SP | UP THE DUFF Week 30: Teaspoon toilet stops

While I’ve spared you some of the most bizarre, pregnancy-related lady garden weirdness, I can’t keep quiet any longer about my ridiculous bladder. One day last week I went nearly 22 times. I counted, because it was so ludicrous. I can be standing in a shop feeling fine, only for the chicklet to think it would be really funny to bunji-jump directly onto mama’s bladder. And suddenly, the pain of needing to go is immense. You MUST find a loo at any cost, and when you do, nothing comes out. Well, if you’re lucky, enough to fill a teaspoon. HA HA HA HA FUNNY JOKE BABY. VERY FUNNY NOT. He …