OK, this is a delicate one … but something I’d like advice on. I’ve been with my guy for over two years. We have a pretty good sex life, and he’s really lovely, but in that time he’s gone down on me twice. Twice, in two years seems like a very low average, especially when I’m quite generous about going down on him. How can I get him to return the favour? Anon
Some guys love going downtown. Can’t get enough of it. Others, meh, it leaves them cold. There’s not a whole lot you can do to change the fact that your guy doesn’t like muff diving. It’s just not his thing. Goddamn it, don’t you wish they’d put that on their dating profile?
Lack of oral is problematic for most women. Because it’s awesome. And it’s even more awesome when a guy clearly enjoys this sex act and does it without any ado. I’m guessing those two times he did do it, you were squirming and wishing it were over, because he was clearly not into it? I know some women who would walk from a relationship without oral, but that’s pretty extreme, especially if the rest of your sex life is solid and he’s a lovely bloke in all other respects. You could try getting a Brazilian wax (if you’re of the hirsute variety), you could flat out ask him to service your needs a little better (might not work, but you could try) or you could simply go on strike in the BJ department. Perhaps, after a few months, he’ll understand how it feels to have this delectable side dish taken off the menu.
Love, reality chick