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  • Footwear, schmootwear

    April 18, 2010

    I’m living with Imelda Marcos. Well, the male version at any rate. And can I say just how embarrassing...

  • If the dress fits…

    April 18, 2010

    Wedding dress shopping. If you’ve seen Muriel’s Wedding you’d think it would be a joyous occasion with gorgeous, ethereal...

  • A scrub in time…

    March 26, 2010

    The other night I tried very hard to avoid eavesdropping on my neighbours as they fought about who should...

  • Food fights

    March 25, 2010

    Forget money, sex, late hours or family dramas: the latest thing ripping couples apart is ... wait for it...

  • Warning, red flag ahead

    March 5, 2010

    "I never saw it coming" is arguably the biggest break-up lie in the book. And whether you were married...

  • Your 2010 Valentine’s messages…

    February 13, 2010

    Happy Valentine’s Day gang! Does someone love you? Mosey on down the page below to find out. I’ll be putting...

  • Make mine a Brazilian

    Make mine a Brazilian

    May 29, 2008

    If the title didn’t tip you off, second warning: stop reading if you’re at all squeamish about that hallowed...

  • Sweetie…it’s your turn for Choreplay

    March 20, 2008

    Recently I first heard the delicious new word – choreplay. For those of you not familiar with the term,...

  • Pensioner porn is out there… somewhere

    May 15, 2007

    Another Friday night, another one too many bottles of wine, and the conversation inevitably turns to those icky topics...

  • My, what big teeth you have!

    February 5, 2007

    Generally, I’m not into laughing at other people’s misfortune. But last week, I just couldn’t help it. I’ve been...

  • Dating, bargain basement-style

    January 29, 2007

    Last weekend, I got legless. Normally that wouldn’t be a problem, but it was a three-part stage show that...

  • Here’s to you, Mrs Robinson…

    January 25, 2007

    Confession. I had an affair with someone much younger that me not so long ago. He was twelve years...