Let me start by saying that this big, bad-ass, come-get-me-some sex toy isn’t the shy and retiring type. It’s not a tiny bullet you can hide in your handbag and at a pinch, laugh off as a phallic-looking lipstick. It’s not a discreet and compact tickler that can live under your pillow until required. It’s very solid, it’s very pink and it very much demands to be seen, with a black base that’ll stand proud on any bedside table. It also deserves a name – something macho like Gordon or Marco. (Even though it falls short of cooking you dinner.)
And, while you need a university degree to operate some vibrators I’ve tested, Randy Rabbit is simple, with easy plus and minus buttons, four intensity levels and three ‘pulsation’ modes for variety and power. It’s also made of soft flexy silicone, is comfy to use and the buzz is super quiet. Which is great because the less the neighbours know about my sex life the better.