1. Choreplay: When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband / boyfriend / partner doing regular household chores, which she would normally be doing. Eg, “Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all ‘OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH'”
It is apparently the newest way for men to leave a lady swooning. Forget aftershave, good pecs and the latest pair of Tsubi jeans. A scrubbing brush, the faint waft of disinfectant and a nice apron are the hottest male accessories of the moment. In fact, this trend has begun to infiltrate dating sites with in-the-know guys making sure they include domestic abilities in their online resumes.
For example John, 43, likes surfing, mountain bike riding and … ironing his own shirts…and yours too if you like that sort of thing.
“I’ll let you watch me starch,” writes John.
The whole choreplay thing has really gotten me in the mood to talk about sexy domestic duties. Does your hair stand on end when your boy cooks you a meal from scratch? How about when they vacuum? Or empty the dishwasher un-assisted? And let’s not be sexist here. Heaps of men are really in tune with the whole domestic scene these days and perhaps your boy is actually much better than you at taking the garbage out and washing the floors. Perhaps he wishes you would turn on the choreplay a little more often, hmmm?
So. People, snap to it. Choreplay – are you giving any? Or are you gagging for a little pine-o-clean action?